Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Attack of the chipmunks
By: Lindsey Hansen
Samantha Bo’ regard thought maybe she should go for a stroll in the woods on this boring Saturday morning. So she did. She thought to herself maybe I can have someone come with. But nobody lived close enough to her that she could call. So she went on her journey into the dark but cool woods.
On her way in the woods she stooped because she heard a noise. It was some little group of chipmunks scurrying toward her. They were just checking her out. She looked at them and they looked at her. They were just starring at her turning there heads from side to side. She thought maybe they were friendly, so she walked as possible trying not to scare them away. She accidentally stepped on a twig and the chipmunks went full speed loco. They starred growling and their eyes were beet red and scary and they started to chase her deep into the bowls of the woods and never stopped until she stepped on another twig. Then the ragging, viscous chipmunks stopped. Then she thought, hmmm, if I stepped on a twig and they went loco then now I stepped on another twig and they stopped then I won’t step on a twig anymore but just to make sure let me test it out one more time. She snapped a twig and the chipmunks went crazy. She quickly snapped it again and they stopped. She thought let me just go while they are gazing at me. She slipped away from the chipmunks. She was now realizing that hey she was lost. She had been chased into the woods. Deep into the woods. She didn’t know where to go left, right or just lie down on the ground and wait for a mirical to happen. She decided to keep walking and all of a sudden she saw a mirical.
She saw a little cottage off in the distance. Her heart was pounding a million miles an hour. She was panicking. Should this person have a phone? Will the person let me use it? Will this person be nice or mean? Will this person have tea and cookies for me to eat?
So she stopped thinking about it and went and knocked on the door. She was thinking oh no what did I just do.
This little old woman came to the door and sweetly asked “Yessss “.
Samantha asked her nicely, hi maim I am lost in the woods and I saw your cottage and now I am here and I don’t know what to do. Can you help me, please?
Sure deary you just come on in and have some homemade tea and maple cookies. I got the maple from my maple tree out in my back yard. Sam didn’t know what to say to the little old women but “what shall I call you maim.
“You can call me granny” she said. I got my name from my granny because she always ate granny smith apples. So my momma called me granny smith. My real name is Mable smith but everyone calls me granny smith. What is your name punk in? Don’t be afraid to tell granny your name I won’t bite. I don’t even have any teeth so I can’t bite even if I wanted to. Are you scared to talk to granny? “No” said Sam. My name is Samantha Bo‘regard and I am lost and don’t know my way home please help me. Ok well that is just the sweetest name. My cats name is Sammy. Do you want to hear a secret? “Sure” said Sam. My cat Sammy the one I was just telling you about, well he is magic, and he can talk. Aint that just the coolest thang ya ever heard. Sam was speechless. She didn’t know if the old women or ……granny was just going crazy or was she really telling the truth. So she said she asked granny if she could call her cat Sammy and have him come out here. She said “why sure I can he’s probably roman around here somewhere, hold on. SAMMY get your butt out here we have a visitor.
Quit shouting at me I am on the Jon. Women you no that I don’t like it when someone yells at me while I am in the bathroom doing my thang.man women.
Sorry punk in he’s apparently in the bathroom on the Jon so we will have to wait until he is done and ready to come out.
Ok that is fine. I can wait.
He will be in a better mood when he comes out.
Ok, that’s fine. I can wait until Sammy comes out.
Samantha and granny waited for 10 min until Sammy finely cam out of the bathroom. He said “hey you need to get more toilet paper. Jees you only buy the cheep 12 pack ones. Man they always run out later on in the week. You need to go shopping for like once in your life. Women. Jees. You don’t know how annoying that is when I go to the bathroom and I don’t have any toilet paper to use ohh that…… hey who are you. If you r that person from that commercial for the twelve cans of tuna for only 3 bucks. Then I am in good shape how much do u want for the tuna. Haa. 3, 4, 5….. Ohh I will give u 6. Ya here you go. Now give me my tuna.
Sam didn’t now what the heck this cat was talking about, she said hey I am that dood from that commercial I am a girl lost in the…. You’re a girl wow I dint know that did you figure that out on your own? Ahh lets give her a round of a plause. Well if you would just listen then I will tell you the rest of the story.
Anyway as I was saying I got lost in this freaky wood and I saw your house and I now don’t know where to go.
Now let me start this over hi Sammy I am...... are u sleeping while I am talking to you cat. Zzzzzzz. (Snort) huuh. You were sleeping while I was talking to you well you are just boring to talk to. So I fell asleep. Well then I just won’t talk to you anymore. No talk I will listen. Thanks, anyway as I was saying I got lost in the…….. Hey. Ha who what. You told me that you were not going to sleep on me again while I was talking.
Well like I was saying you get boring when u talk so I then fell asleep again. Well listen I got lost in your woods and I saw your cottage and here I am. Can you help me find my way home?
Well Sammy here is a natural born hunter he can find anything. Like this one time we were lost in our own…….. Ok you don’t have to tell her the story of when we got lost in the woods and I found our way home because you are just as boring to talk to as she is.
Well ok. Good ok than let’s take you home. Ummm…….. Samantha.
Alright now tell me exactly where you cam out of and then I will lead you to the direction of where we need to go and we will go that way. Hey I need to come to because Sammy gets a little hungry while he is on these things.
Ok that is fine. You can come.
Yah. Ok then let me go and get ready.Oh no you are not going to go get yourself ready so do your hair and let’s go. If I let you do every thing else than we will be here until dark so let’s go.
Sam told Sammy where she came out of and they where almost home and Sammy stopped. He said Oh no I think I am about to explode. Huuuuu……. Ffffffffffffffff. Ahhhh. That feels way better. Ewe Sammy that was gross. Sammy had let one rip, and it was bad.
Samantha was finely reunited with her family and while she was in her house there was a giant box in the kitchen she noticed that it was moving and squealing. The squealing sounded like the squirrels growl. She asked what is that she opened it and it was the………………………
CHIPMUNKS.
The End
By: Lindsey Hansen
Samantha Bo’ regard thought maybe she should go for a stroll in the woods on this boring Saturday morning. So she did. She thought to herself maybe I can have someone come with. But nobody lived close enough to her that she could call. So she went on her journey into the dark but cool woods.
On her way in the woods she stooped because she heard a noise. It was some little group of chipmunks scurrying toward her. They were just checking her out. She looked at them and they looked at her. They were just starring at her turning there heads from side to side. She thought maybe they were friendly, so she walked as possible trying not to scare them away. She accidentally stepped on a twig and the chipmunks went full speed loco. They starred growling and their eyes were beet red and scary and they started to chase her deep into the bowls of the woods and never stopped until she stepped on another twig. Then the ragging, viscous chipmunks stopped. Then she thought, hmmm, if I stepped on a twig and they went loco then now I stepped on another twig and they stopped then I won’t step on a twig anymore but just to make sure let me test it out one more time. She snapped a twig and the chipmunks went crazy. She quickly snapped it again and they stopped. She thought let me just go while they are gazing at me. She slipped away from the chipmunks. She was now realizing that hey she was lost. She had been chased into the woods. Deep into the woods. She didn’t know where to go left, right or just lie down on the ground and wait for a mirical to happen. She decided to keep walking and all of a sudden she saw a mirical.
She saw a little cottage off in the distance. Her heart was pounding a million miles an hour. She was panicking. Should this person have a phone? Will the person let me use it? Will this person be nice or mean? Will this person have tea and cookies for me to eat?
So she stopped thinking about it and went and knocked on the door. She was thinking oh no what did I just do.
This little old woman came to the door and sweetly asked “Yessss “.
Samantha asked her nicely, hi maim I am lost in the woods and I saw your cottage and now I am here and I don’t know what to do. Can you help me, please?
Sure deary you just come on in and have some homemade tea and maple cookies. I got the maple from my maple tree out in my back yard. Sam didn’t know what to say to the little old women but “what shall I call you maim.
“You can call me granny” she said. I got my name from my granny because she always ate granny smith apples. So my momma called me granny smith. My real name is Mable smith but everyone calls me granny smith. What is your name punk in? Don’t be afraid to tell granny your name I won’t bite. I don’t even have any teeth so I can’t bite even if I wanted to. Are you scared to talk to granny? “No” said Sam. My name is Samantha Bo‘regard and I am lost and don’t know my way home please help me. Ok well that is just the sweetest name. My cats name is Sammy. Do you want to hear a secret? “Sure” said Sam. My cat Sammy the one I was just telling you about, well he is magic, and he can talk. Aint that just the coolest thang ya ever heard. Sam was speechless. She didn’t know if the old women or ……granny was just going crazy or was she really telling the truth. So she said she asked granny if she could call her cat Sammy and have him come out here. She said “why sure I can he’s probably roman around here somewhere, hold on. SAMMY get your butt out here we have a visitor.
Quit shouting at me I am on the Jon. Women you no that I don’t like it when someone yells at me while I am in the bathroom doing my thang.man women.
Sorry punk in he’s apparently in the bathroom on the Jon so we will have to wait until he is done and ready to come out.
Ok that is fine. I can wait.
He will be in a better mood when he comes out.
Ok, that’s fine. I can wait until Sammy comes out.
Samantha and granny waited for 10 min until Sammy finely cam out of the bathroom. He said “hey you need to get more toilet paper. Jees you only buy the cheep 12 pack ones. Man they always run out later on in the week. You need to go shopping for like once in your life. Women. Jees. You don’t know how annoying that is when I go to the bathroom and I don’t have any toilet paper to use ohh that…… hey who are you. If you r that person from that commercial for the twelve cans of tuna for only 3 bucks. Then I am in good shape how much do u want for the tuna. Haa. 3, 4, 5….. Ohh I will give u 6. Ya here you go. Now give me my tuna.
Sam didn’t now what the heck this cat was talking about, she said hey I am that dood from that commercial I am a girl lost in the…. You’re a girl wow I dint know that did you figure that out on your own? Ahh lets give her a round of a plause. Well if you would just listen then I will tell you the rest of the story.
Anyway as I was saying I got lost in this freaky wood and I saw your house and I now don’t know where to go.
Now let me start this over hi Sammy I am...... are u sleeping while I am talking to you cat. Zzzzzzz. (Snort) huuh. You were sleeping while I was talking to you well you are just boring to talk to. So I fell asleep. Well then I just won’t talk to you anymore. No talk I will listen. Thanks, anyway as I was saying I got lost in the…….. Hey. Ha who what. You told me that you were not going to sleep on me again while I was talking.
Well like I was saying you get boring when u talk so I then fell asleep again. Well listen I got lost in your woods and I saw your cottage and here I am. Can you help me find my way home?
Well Sammy here is a natural born hunter he can find anything. Like this one time we were lost in our own…….. Ok you don’t have to tell her the story of when we got lost in the woods and I found our way home because you are just as boring to talk to as she is.
Well ok. Good ok than let’s take you home. Ummm…….. Samantha.
Alright now tell me exactly where you cam out of and then I will lead you to the direction of where we need to go and we will go that way. Hey I need to come to because Sammy gets a little hungry while he is on these things.
Ok that is fine. You can come.
Yah. Ok then let me go and get ready.Oh no you are not going to go get yourself ready so do your hair and let’s go. If I let you do every thing else than we will be here until dark so let’s go.
Sam told Sammy where she came out of and they where almost home and Sammy stopped. He said Oh no I think I am about to explode. Huuuuu……. Ffffffffffffffff. Ahhhh. That feels way better. Ewe Sammy that was gross. Sammy had let one rip, and it was bad.
Samantha was finely reunited with her family and while she was in her house there was a giant box in the kitchen she noticed that it was moving and squealing. The squealing sounded like the squirrels growl. She asked what is that she opened it and it was the………………………
CHIPMUNKS.
The End
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